squidwurd:

the first time i ever smoked a guy told me to hit the bong and I actually slapped the bong

(via charstarrr)

come here and let me kiss your face you fucking idiot

(Source: merosse, via manoverbrd)

offendpoppunk:

are those feelings get them away from me

(Source: devotionii, via manoverbrd)

Waiting for my flight to the states. Bye London 😘😘

Leaving for Heathrow in 4 hours.

bicorn:

sad because you can’t watch fanfics

(via l0nelysouls)

dt-rex:

jaredhower:

my problem isn’t that my favorite fictional characters aren’t real, it’s that i’m not fictional

Why is this so fucking accurate 

(Source: isaacedlahey, via l0nelysouls)

groovymuttations:

you could hit me with a car and i’d still say sorry

(Source: mako, via 5pites)

inbox:

i wish you could anonymously ask questions in real life

(Source: follower, via l0nelysouls)